Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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