omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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