is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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