what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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