the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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