Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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