According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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