garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
oh god the rape fog is back!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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