I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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