i just wanna soil my oats bro
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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