i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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