i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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