if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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