I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY