Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.