You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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