Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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