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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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