sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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