flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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