we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
