:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
