so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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