i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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