Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize