OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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