escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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