woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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