I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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