some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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