i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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