I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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