Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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