just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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