i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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