Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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