he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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