Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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