Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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