Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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