This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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