She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Acid is not a monday night drug
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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