Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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