4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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