I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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