the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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