Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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