Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
