READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
