Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
