Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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