Someone shit on the floor
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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