So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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